Come Any Closer with Those Sloan Hands and I'll Punch You!

'But Andrei, I just want to hug you and/or destroy your confidence!'

As You Can See, This Hand Is HUGE

I'm Gonna T You Up If You Don't Reduce the Size of Your Hands

No bigger than this!

Sloan Hands Quietly Tucked Away ... FOR NOW

I Can Palm An Entire Human Being

Sloan Gives PC Laptops One Thumb Up

And If You Keep Staring at My Hands, I WILL Trade You

That means you, Araujo!