Don't Be A Puss -- It's Just My Left Hand

Best Defense: "Hey, Look at These! Look at These!"

You Need Sloan Hands to Hold These---

I Have The Whole World In The Palm Of My Hand -- Really

This Is Where I Store My Hands During The Off-season

Get Down! Sloan Hands Are Coming!

He's Alive!!!!!!!!

Sloan hands + vertical leap = you're not getting the ball

My Pinky Is Too Heavy To Lift Up

Playing The Maracas (Hidden by the Huge Hands)

The World's Biggest Triangle

And That's Just One of 'Em

This Little Piggy Ate a Helluva Lot of Roast Beef

The Clap Heard 'Round the World

Doc may have a ring, but he doesn't have Sloan hands

If I had hands like Coach Sloan, I'd never commit a turnover!

The Car Won't Start

Even As A Young Man, My Hands Were Huge

Hey Macarena! (Ahai!)

This Is How You Throw A Frisbee

What Did That Crazy Sonuvabitch Say About My Hands?!!

No, No, No -- THIS Is How You Moonwalk

I Can Haz 4 Seed?

Are You Making Fun of My Sloan Hands?

Who Took My Damn Cane?!

Stop! In the Name of Sloan

Sideline Tai Chi

I Could Rip My Own Arm Off

Some Call Me Crabby

Only Sloan Hands Can Hold Back Sloan Hands!

Be Glad I'm Resting My Hand on My Own Face

Here's How You Catch a Football

What Can I Say? My Hands Are Huge

Don't Be Fooled -- These Are NOT Jazz Hands

I'll Have One Hot Dog Sized Finger, Please

White Panther

Holstered

The Eye Poke

The Chop