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Roamin Sloan Hands

Some places in the blogosphere/twitterverse that likey the Sloan Hands:

• Bill Simmons, ESPN's Sports Guy


• Sloan'd


• Super Punch


• Undrafted Free Agent


• Middlebrow


• NBA Hoot

If you know of others, shout 'em out here!

Sloan Meets the One Ref Whose Hands May Actually Be Larger Than His

Courtesy of Sloan'd.

Even As A Rookie Coach, His Hands Were Big

Jerry Sloan's rookie card as a coach -- from the 1989 NBA Hoops card series.

LEE IS OUR CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!

I'm pleased to announce the winner of the most recent Sloan Hands Caption This Contest is:

NAME: Lee of the great Jazz blog Sloan'd

WINNING CAPTION:

'One hand is a scope, the other hand is a bullet. You're one bad call away from getting got, referee.'


(October 27, 2009 - Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images North America)

Lee has won his choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes!!

Thanks to everyone who participated!

February Sloan Hands Caption This Contest

The Sloan Hands Caption This Contest is a monthly contest -- the next one will be in March. The winner will receive his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes. January's winner was Swissinformation.

Post your caption for this Sloan Hands picture in the comments! Captions accepted until the end of the month.



(October 27, 2009 - Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images North America)

Two Phil Johnson Hands = 1 Sloan Hand

(AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

JANUARY CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!

I'm pleased to announce the winner of the January 2010 Sloan Hands Caption This Contest is:

NAME: SwissInformation -- check out his Jazz blog by clicking on his name

WINNING CAPTION:

'My Sloan hands are on fire! Painful, invisible fire!'


SwissInformation has won his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes!! SwissInformation, please email me at kendo@loosli.us with an email address where you would prefer to receive an e-gift card.

Thanks to everyone who participated!

The Caption This Contest is a monthly contest beginning the first week of every month -- the next one will begin Monday, February 1, 2010. The winner will receive his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes.

Sloan Hands Caption This Contest #1

Time for some audience participation -- post your caption for this Sloan Hands picture in the comments!

Big Up Bill Simmons!

Thanks for the tweet, Sports Guy! A great Christmas gift idea for everyone: Sloan Hands.

Is That Your Hand, Jerry, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Come Any Closer with Those Sloan Hands and I'll Punch You!

'But Andrei, I just want to hug you and/or destroy your confidence!'

As You Can See, This Hand Is HUGE

I'm Gonna T You Up If You Don't Reduce the Size of Your Hands

No bigger than this!

Sloan Hands Quietly Tucked Away ... FOR NOW

I Can Palm An Entire Human Being

Sloan Gives PC Laptops One Thumb Up

And If You Keep Staring at My Hands, I WILL Trade You

That means you, Araujo!

Hold Me Now

Malone Hands Are Just as Good as Sloan Hands

Gently, Gently ... GO GO GO!

My God, Sloan's Hands Are Huge

The other man really can't stop looking at them under the table.

Soft -- But Not as Soft as Sloan Hands

I'm Gonna Count To 3 -- 1 ... 2 ...

Fingers -- SO Heavy

If It'd Been Me, Latrell Wouldn't've Survived

What Do You Think? Too Big?

Rub These Two Together To Make Fire

Here, I Found This In My Hand -- Want It?

Still Soft After All These Years

Just Like a Softball Player to Have Super-soft Hands

If I Were Coach Sloan, I Could Crush Your Head with One Squeeze

AAIIGGH!! I Lost My Right Hand!!! (just kidding, only acting)

Ronnie Price's hands are no match for Sloan Hands

I'll Take the Right One, You Take the Left

Don't Make Me Drop the Hammer on You

Kung Fu Fightin

'Hii-ya!'

Don't Be A Puss -- It's Just My Left Hand

Best Defense: "Hey, Look at These! Look at These!"

You Need Sloan Hands to Hold These---

I Have The Whole World In The Palm Of My Hand -- Really

This Is Where I Store My Hands During The Off-season

Get Down! Sloan Hands Are Coming!

He's Alive!!!!!!!!

Sloan hands + vertical leap = you're not getting the ball

My Pinky Is Too Heavy To Lift Up

Playing The Maracas (Hidden by the Huge Hands)

The World's Biggest Triangle

And That's Just One of 'Em

This Little Piggy Ate a Helluva Lot of Roast Beef