<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940</id><updated>2012-01-13T14:23:30.289-08:00</updated><category term='Phil Johnson'/><category term='NFL'/><category term='links'/><category term='Caption This Contest'/><title type='text'>Sloan Hands</title><subtitle type='html'>everyone wants a man with Sloan Hands</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kenneth Loosli</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/100201509536109635483</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5JihQ2xRiZQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAOg/GOKur4cq5DI/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>81</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-286705109715876411</id><published>2012-01-13T14:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-13T14:15:39.552-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Can Hold Back Sloan The Man, But I Cannot Hold Back The Sloan Hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;In honor of &lt;a href="http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700212467/Former-Jazz-player-Greg-Ostertag-Tagged-for-a-comeback.html" target="new window"&gt;Ostertag's possible career rebirth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9OYFy9XK100/TxCr-_Oo-UI/AAAAAAAAAO0/i_osApZeclA/s800/o-sloan.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705329924/Utah-Jazz-notebook-Ostertag-reportedly-attempting-comeback.html" target="new window"&gt;photo source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-286705109715876411?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/286705109715876411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9OYFy9XK100/TxCr-_Oo-UI/AAAAAAAAAO0/i_osApZeclA/s72-c/o-sloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5316901774982592265</id><published>2011-02-10T14:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-10T14:59:10.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Give Yourself Some Sloan Hands, D-Will - You Pushed Out a HOF Coach</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVRnY99uRXI/AAAAAAAAB5Q/A_pgH4RGNqM/s800/williams-sloan-597x398.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-5316901774982592265?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/5316901774982592265/comments/default' title='Post 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url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVRnY99uRXI/AAAAAAAAB5Q/A_pgH4RGNqM/s72-c/williams-sloan-597x398.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-2149770467512378696</id><published>2011-02-10T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-10T11:25:59.086-08:00</updated><title type='text'>We Do Everything Together</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=862&amp;sid=14327951" target="new window"&gt;Bad news&lt;/a&gt;, Jazz fans -- Sloan and Johnson are resigning.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVQ6jOF5cSI/AAAAAAAAB40/kHAadcJgjkI/s400/1-%2066130202-utah-jazz.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVQ6jPK3ydI/AAAAAAAAB44/yeuY-vQHLG4/s400/2-%20610x.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVQ6jN8R0qI/AAAAAAAAB48/D9Ld7u9iLMc/s400/3%20-%2010842423.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVQ6jUe5HRI/AAAAAAAAB5A/VM2-PptVJA4/s400/4-immersive.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Truly the end of an era.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-2149770467512378696?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/2149770467512378696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=2149770467512378696' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2149770467512378696'/><link 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Need a Better Lens to Get ALL of Sloan Hands in Focus</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Center&gt;&lt;img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TVN9dczRhNI/AAAAAAAAB4k/AoTpatLWiPA/s800/98774774.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;i&gt;photo by Life&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-189284428092090806?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/189284428092090806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=189284428092090806' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/189284428092090806'/><link rel='self' 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width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-4069851431797761476</id><published>2010-10-15T09:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-11T07:52:26.718-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Want Hands Like Sloan When I Grow Up</title><content type='html'>The young man in the brown fleece (right bottom corner) is getting starry eyed just looking at Sloan Hands!&lt;p&gt;&lt;Center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TLh1E4s_5WI/AAAAAAAAB3M/Oi4QXpj-Br0/s800/Sloan_Allred_20101015.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;i&gt;photo by Jeff Allred of the Deseret News&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-4069851431797761476?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/4069851431797761476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=4069851431797761476' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4069851431797761476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4069851431797761476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/10/im-want-hands-like-sloan-when-i-grow-up.html' title='I Want Hands Like Sloan When I Grow Up'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TLh1E4s_5WI/AAAAAAAAB3M/Oi4QXpj-Br0/s72-c/Sloan_Allred_20101015.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-3243110249568800173</id><published>2010-09-04T17:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T22:01:03.394-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><title type='text'>Kick Yer Field Goal Right Between These!</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TILi0KRLX5I/AAAAAAAAB2Y/SqW4hV-zziE/s800/jerrysloan_uta02.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-3243110249568800173?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/3243110249568800173/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=3243110249568800173' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3243110249568800173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3243110249568800173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/09/kick-yer-field-goal-right-between-these.html' title='Kick Yer Field Goal Right Between These!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/TILi0KRLX5I/AAAAAAAAB2Y/SqW4hV-zziE/s72-c/jerrysloan_uta02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-4996343854270287267</id><published>2010-05-26T21:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-26T21:38:15.731-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='links'/><title type='text'>Roamin Sloan Hands</title><content type='html'>Some places in the blogosphere/twitterverse that likey the Sloan Hands:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sportsguy33/status/7045877972" target="new window"&gt;Bill Simmons, ESPN's Sports Guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://slwn3d.blogspot.com/" target="new window"&gt;Sloan'd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2009/12/jerry-sloans-hands-link-roundup.html" target="new window"&gt;Super Punch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/undraftedfreeagent/archives/205369.asp" target="new window"&gt;Undrafted Free Agent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.middlebrow.net/" target="new window"&gt;Middlebrow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://nbahoot.tumblr.com/post/382818095/a-website-dedicated-to-the-unusually-large-hands" target="new window"&gt;NBA Hoot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you know of others, shout 'em out here!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-4996343854270287267?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/4996343854270287267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=4996343854270287267' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4996343854270287267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4996343854270287267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/05/roamin-sloan-hands.html' title='Roamin Sloan Hands'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-392038887151090122</id><published>2010-05-11T15:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T15:36:45.788-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloan Meets the One Ref Whose Hands May Actually Be Larger Than His</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S-nazqQaAsI/AAAAAAAABvg/2X6vfOkdO_E/s800/SLOAN_disco.JPG"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://slwn3d.blogspot.com/2010/04/to-take-away-some-of-sting-of-tonights.html"&gt;Courtesy of Sloan'd.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-392038887151090122?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/392038887151090122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=392038887151090122' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/392038887151090122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/392038887151090122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/05/sloan-meets-one-ref-whose-hands-may.html' title='Sloan Meets the One Ref Whose Hands May Actually Be Larger Than His'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S-nazqQaAsI/AAAAAAAABvg/2X6vfOkdO_E/s72-c/SLOAN_disco.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5672901869621851960</id><published>2010-05-07T14:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-07T14:48:48.287-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Even As A Rookie Coach, His Hands Were Big</title><content type='html'>Jerry Sloan's rookie card as a coach -- from the 1989 NBA Hoops card series.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S-SIKYsRuLI/AAAAAAAABvc/oTT1qTtMtmU/s400/sloancards_SLOAN.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-5672901869621851960?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/5672901869621851960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=5672901869621851960' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5672901869621851960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5672901869621851960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/05/even-as-rookie-coach-his-hands-were-big.html' title='Even As A Rookie Coach, His Hands Were Big'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S-SIKYsRuLI/AAAAAAAABvc/oTT1qTtMtmU/s72-c/sloancards_SLOAN.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5466492643568247515</id><published>2010-05-07T14:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-07T14:49:19.689-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Caption This Contest'/><title type='text'>LEE IS OUR CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!</title><content type='html'>I'm pleased to announce the winner of &lt;a href="http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/02/february-sloan-hands-caption-this.html"&gt;the most recent Sloan Hands Caption This Contest&lt;/a&gt; is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;NAME: Lee of the great Jazz blog &lt;a href="http://slwn3d.blogspot.com/" target="new window"&gt;Sloan'd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WINNING CAPTION: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;'One hand is a scope, the other hand is a bullet. You're one bad call away from getting got, referee.'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32dA4o4oUI/AAAAAAAABpI/O6U7sBIDcM4/s400/sloanden.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;(October 27, 2009 - Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images North America)&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lee has won his choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes!! &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Thanks to everyone who participated!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-5466492643568247515?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/5466492643568247515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=5466492643568247515' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5466492643568247515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5466492643568247515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/05/lee-is-out-caption-this-contest-winner.html' title='LEE IS OUR CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32dA4o4oUI/AAAAAAAABpI/O6U7sBIDcM4/s72-c/sloanden.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-84838598416915279</id><published>2010-02-18T12:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T12:07:39.251-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Caption This Contest'/><title type='text'>February Sloan Hands Caption This Contest</title><content type='html'>The Sloan Hands Caption This Contest is a monthly contest -- the next one will be in March. The winner will receive his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes. &lt;a href="http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/01/january-caption-this-contest-winner.html"&gt;January's winner was Swissinformation.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post your caption for this Sloan Hands picture in the comments! Captions accepted until the end of the month.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32dA4o4oUI/AAAAAAAABpI/O6U7sBIDcM4/s400/sloanden.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;(October 27, 2009 - Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images North America)&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-84838598416915279?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/84838598416915279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=84838598416915279' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/84838598416915279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/84838598416915279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/02/february-sloan-hands-caption-this.html' title='February Sloan Hands Caption This Contest'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32dA4o4oUI/AAAAAAAABpI/O6U7sBIDcM4/s72-c/sloanden.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-8697162002067711516</id><published>2010-02-18T11:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T12:01:07.804-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phil Johnson'/><title type='text'>Two Phil Johnson Hands = 1 Sloan Hand</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32bOxtrlMI/AAAAAAAABpA/UIEm3zWUooM/s400/sloanchi.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;(AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32cJ4h8ifI/AAAAAAAABpE/UYae-AU6q9E/s400/sloanchi2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-8697162002067711516?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/8697162002067711516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=8697162002067711516' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8697162002067711516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8697162002067711516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/02/two-phil-johnson-hands-1-sloan-hand.html' title='Two Phil Johnson Hands = 1 Sloan Hand'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32bOxtrlMI/AAAAAAAABpA/UIEm3zWUooM/s72-c/sloanchi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-978981778141718438</id><published>2010-01-11T10:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T10:52:16.668-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Caption This Contest'/><title type='text'>JANUARY CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!</title><content type='html'>I'm pleased to announce the winner of the January 2010 Sloan Hands Caption This Contest is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;NAME: &lt;a href="http://www.jazznetmix.com/" target="new window"&gt;SwissInformation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; -- check out his Jazz blog by clicking on his name&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WINNING CAPTION: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;'My Sloan hands are on fire! Painful, invisible fire!'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Szk253eHi-I/AAAAAAAABlo/bmIZCx4ykSc/s800/entrenador_Jerry_Sloan.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;SwissInformation has won his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes!! SwissInformation, please email me at kendo@loosli.us with an email address where you would prefer to receive an e-gift card.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;Thanks to everyone who participated!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Caption This Contest is a monthly contest beginning the first week of every month -- the next one will begin Monday, February 1, 2010.  The winner will receive his/her choice of a $10 gift card to Amazon or iTunes.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-978981778141718438?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/978981778141718438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=978981778141718438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/978981778141718438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/978981778141718438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2010/01/january-caption-this-contest-winner.html' title='JANUARY CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER!!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Szk253eHi-I/AAAAAAAABlo/bmIZCx4ykSc/s72-c/entrenador_Jerry_Sloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-2751584294005163264</id><published>2009-12-28T14:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T14:56:41.716-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloan Hands Caption This Contest #1</title><content type='html'>Time for some audience participation -- post your caption for this Sloan Hands picture in the comments!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Szk253eHi-I/AAAAAAAABlo/bmIZCx4ykSc/s800/entrenador_Jerry_Sloan.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-2751584294005163264?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/2751584294005163264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=2751584294005163264' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2751584294005163264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2751584294005163264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/12/sloan-hands-caption-this-contest-1.html' title='Sloan Hands Caption This Contest #1'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Szk253eHi-I/AAAAAAAABlo/bmIZCx4ykSc/s72-c/entrenador_Jerry_Sloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-3596563901381704370</id><published>2009-12-25T21:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-25T21:23:43.868-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Big Up Bill Simmons!</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;Thanks for &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sportsguy33/status/7045877972"&gt;the tweet&lt;/a&gt;, Sports Guy! A great Christmas gift idea for everyone: Sloan Hands.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-3596563901381704370?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/3596563901381704370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=3596563901381704370' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3596563901381704370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3596563901381704370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/12/big-up-bill-simmons.html' title='Big Up Bill Simmons!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5303720129776249236</id><published>2009-12-25T21:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-25T21:23:57.477-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is That Your Hand, Jerry, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SzWaJZobm1I/AAAAAAAABks/6D_in8v2gXA/s800/large_jerry-sloan-charles-barkley-hall-of-fame.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-5303720129776249236?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/5303720129776249236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=5303720129776249236' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5303720129776249236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5303720129776249236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/12/is-that-your-hand-jerry-or-are-you-just.html' title='Is That Your Hand, Jerry, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SzWaJZobm1I/AAAAAAAABks/6D_in8v2gXA/s72-c/large_jerry-sloan-charles-barkley-hall-of-fame.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-2736553151012903966</id><published>2009-06-17T08:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T08:34:49.781-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Come Any Closer with Those Sloan Hands and I'll Punch You!</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjkMXNCA9fI/AAAAAAAABKQ/CuQskbdMZAA/s800/sloankirilenko.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'But Andrei, I just want to hug you and/or destroy your confidence!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-2736553151012903966?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/2736553151012903966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=2736553151012903966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2736553151012903966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2736553151012903966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/06/come-any-closer-with-those-sloan-hands.html' title='Come Any Closer with Those Sloan Hands and I&apos;ll Punch You!'/><author><name>KENNETH 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Sjfy9ZfIplI/AAAAAAAABJ0/QAuSSuJMHnA/s72-c/sloanref2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-394578334390317102</id><published>2009-06-16T12:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T12:30:34.995-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Gonna T You Up If You Don't Reduce the Size of Your Hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjfybtTuQRI/AAAAAAAABJw/kSLM_pDbaiM/s800/sloanref1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No bigger than this!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-394578334390317102?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/394578334390317102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=394578334390317102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/394578334390317102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/394578334390317102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/06/im-gonna-t-you-up-if-you-dont-reduce.html' title='I&apos;m Gonna T You Up If You Don&apos;t Reduce the Size of Your Hands'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjfybtTuQRI/AAAAAAAABJw/kSLM_pDbaiM/s72-c/sloanref1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-6867035850386341888</id><published>2009-06-16T12:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T12:16:35.515-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloan Hands Quietly Tucked Away ... FOR NOW</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjfvLsgNUiI/AAAAAAAABJs/zARLXv6esjM/s800/sloanlayden.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-6867035850386341888?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/6867035850386341888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=6867035850386341888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6867035850386341888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6867035850386341888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/06/sloan-hands-quietly-tucked-away-for-now.html' title='Sloan Hands Quietly Tucked Away ... FOR NOW'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjfvLsgNUiI/AAAAAAAABJs/zARLXv6esjM/s72-c/sloanlayden.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5932093847239681726</id><published>2009-06-16T12:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T12:14:08.342-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Can Palm An Entire Human Being</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Sjfu1WUBGHI/AAAAAAAABJo/vzve_vhzm5I/s800/sloanpalm.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/Sjfu1WUBGHI/AAAAAAAABJo/vzve_vhzm5I/s72-c/sloanpalm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-5511704858571170948</id><published>2009-06-15T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T11:16:43.329-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloan Gives PC Laptops One Thumb Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjaPisc-L9I/AAAAAAAABJM/SjRDMht067I/s800/Dan%20and%20Jerry%20Sloan.JPG"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-5511704858571170948?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/5511704858571170948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=5511704858571170948' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5511704858571170948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/5511704858571170948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/06/sloan-gives-pc-laptops-one-thumb-up.html' title='Sloan Gives PC Laptops One Thumb Up'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjaPisc-L9I/AAAAAAAABJM/SjRDMht067I/s72-c/Dan%20and%20Jerry%20Sloan.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-880042229137768548</id><published>2009-06-12T14:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T14:59:50.590-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And If You Keep Staring at My Hands, I WILL Trade You</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjLPSikR2FI/AAAAAAAABIw/nlbHZ555aPA/s800/sloanhuddle.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That means you, Araujo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-880042229137768548?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/880042229137768548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=880042229137768548' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/880042229137768548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/880042229137768548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/06/and-if-you-keep-staring-at-my-hands-i.html' title='And If You Keep Staring at My Hands, I WILL Trade You'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SjLPSikR2FI/AAAAAAAABIw/nlbHZ555aPA/s72-c/sloanhuddle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-6110696667007835466</id><published>2009-05-22T11:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-22T11:13:41.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hold Me Now</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/depglIN3x4zDTSzxQ4-GWg?feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/ShbqF_ywmKI/AAAAAAAABG0/iy3XgM-zQrU/s800/nba_g_stockton_sloan1_200.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-6110696667007835466?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/6110696667007835466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=6110696667007835466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6110696667007835466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6110696667007835466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/05/hold-me-now.html' title='Hold Me Now'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/ShbqF_ywmKI/AAAAAAAABG0/iy3XgM-zQrU/s72-c/nba_g_stockton_sloan1_200.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-7402558980661656699</id><published>2009-04-16T09:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T09:27:08.949-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Malone Hands Are Just as Good as Sloan Hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/_Iy9aZaB40dQefp4m4EiUg?feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedcGq4DvoI/AAAAAAAABBI/n30hWz_m1KE/malone-sloan.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedcGq4DvoI/AAAAAAAABBI/n30hWz_m1KE/s72-c/malone-sloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-1855155839823598447</id><published>2009-04-16T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T09:25:18.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gently, Gently ... GO GO GO!</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/KendoInnuendo/BloggerPics?feat=embedwebsite#5325325590772381410"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedbaPdI9uI/AAAAAAAABA8/MjBA3CbS6_A/moresloan.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-1855155839823598447?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/1855155839823598447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=1855155839823598447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/1855155839823598447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/1855155839823598447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/04/gently-gently-go-go-go.html' title='Gently, Gently ... GO GO GO!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedbaPdI9uI/AAAAAAAABA8/MjBA3CbS6_A/s72-c/moresloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-427917190341873159</id><published>2009-04-16T09:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T09:19:39.584-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My God, Sloan's Hands Are Huge</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/KendoInnuendo/BloggerPics?feat=embedwebsite#5325324255019788162"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedaMfY554I/AAAAAAAABAw/v40vqqbYk_k/youngsloan.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other man really can't stop looking at them under the table.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-427917190341873159?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/427917190341873159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=427917190341873159' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/427917190341873159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/427917190341873159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-god-sloans-hands-are-huge.html' title='My God, Sloan&apos;s Hands Are Huge'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedaMfY554I/AAAAAAAABAw/v40vqqbYk_k/s72-c/youngsloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-8280954524454734584</id><published>2009-04-16T09:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T09:16:57.771-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Soft -- But Not as Soft as Sloan Hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wEl1I5vpJN940P9K0eNz5Q?feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedZ0RfIXQI/AAAAAAAABAo/VUoEBb-O_9U/hornacek.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-8280954524454734584?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/8280954524454734584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=8280954524454734584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8280954524454734584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8280954524454734584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/04/soft-but-not-as-soft-as-sloan-hands.html' title='Soft -- But Not as Soft as Sloan Hands'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedZ0RfIXQI/AAAAAAAABAo/VUoEBb-O_9U/s72-c/hornacek.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-6175399730053783508</id><published>2009-02-27T14:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T14:13:32.748-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Gonna Count To 3 -- 1 ... 2 ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jazzbots.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/465_104077.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 465px; height: 279px;" src="http://www.jazzbots.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/465_104077.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-6175399730053783508?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/6175399730053783508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=6175399730053783508' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6175399730053783508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6175399730053783508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/02/im-gonna-count-to-3-1-2.html' title='I&apos;m Gonna Count To 3 -- 1 ... 2 ...'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-3770051762882220991</id><published>2009-02-27T14:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T09:15:01.869-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fingers -- SO Heavy</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/qgbd2k0jeE5FjcYIzTjq6Q?feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedZRHBCnRI/AAAAAAAABAg/0ergyneB3nE/sloan.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-3770051762882220991?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/3770051762882220991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=3770051762882220991' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3770051762882220991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3770051762882220991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/02/jazz-hands.html' title='Fingers -- SO Heavy'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SedZRHBCnRI/AAAAAAAABAg/0ergyneB3nE/s72-c/sloan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-1202489771865453507</id><published>2009-02-27T14:10:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T14:11:03.688-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If It'd Been Me, Latrell Wouldn't've Survived</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/777/77763/7776379.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 469px;" src="http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/777/77763/7776379.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-1202489771865453507?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/1202489771865453507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=1202489771865453507' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/1202489771865453507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/1202489771865453507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/02/if-itd-been-me-latrell-wouldntve.html' title='If It&apos;d Been Me, Latrell Wouldn&apos;t&apos;ve Survived'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-3030331418626932939</id><published>2009-02-27T14:08:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T12:11:52.731-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Do You Think?  Too Big?</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/S32eyiyJXaI/AAAAAAAABpM/OIk1d7cCs_U/s800/sloantoobig.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-3030331418626932939?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/3030331418626932939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=3030331418626932939' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3030331418626932939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/3030331418626932939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-do-you-think-too-big.html' title='What Do You Think?  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Look at These!"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/01/18/sp_sloan56.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/01/18/sp_sloan56.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-4242493635128949273?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/4242493635128949273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=4242493635128949273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4242493635128949273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/4242493635128949273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2008/07/best-defense-hey-look-at-these-look-at.html' title='Best Defense: &quot;Hey, Look at These! 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href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-have-whole-world-in-palm-of-my-hand.html' title='I Have The Whole World In The Palm Of My Hand -- Really'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-4349345149493476925</id><published>2008-07-24T14:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T14:39:24.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This Is Where I Store My Hands During The Off-season</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://withmalice.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sloan1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Sloan Hands Are Coming!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://deseretnews.com/photos/midres/6144116.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 352px;" src="http://deseretnews.com/photos/midres/6144116.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-2437025222616352036?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/2437025222616352036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=2437025222616352036' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2437025222616352036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/2437025222616352036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2008/07/get-down-sloan-hands-are-coming.html' title='Get Down!  Sloan Hands Are Coming!'/><author><name>KENNETH LOOSLI</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTHl00DYWOI/TdHN1xtnWOI/AAAAAAAAB6c/KZsz6jXq1Nk/s1600/redroomcartoon.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-6140944797545429410</id><published>2008-07-21T11:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T11:42:40.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>He's Alive!!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sloan_040915.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sloan_040915.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-6140944797545429410?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/6140944797545429410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=6140944797545429410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6140944797545429410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/6140944797545429410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2008/07/hes-alive.html' title='He&apos;s Alive!!!!!!!!'/><author><name>kj</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13324631642035423674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/501563856_8270fd3349.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-8978883838804095269</id><published>2008-07-21T09:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T09:56:14.498-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloan hands + vertical leap = you're not getting the ball</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sloan_050819.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sloan_050819.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3311988963914947940-8978883838804095269?l=sloanhands.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/feeds/8978883838804095269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3311988963914947940&amp;postID=8978883838804095269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8978883838804095269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3311988963914947940/posts/default/8978883838804095269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sloanhands.blogspot.com/2008/07/sloan-hands-vertical-leap-youre-not.html' title='Sloan hands + vertical leap = you&apos;re not getting the ball'/><author><name>Rob T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16437246713803222565</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3311988963914947940.post-3886204655020430731</id><published>2008-07-18T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:50:46.414-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Pinky Is Too Heavy To Lift Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rFrptdNDjMY/SID0n0eIO9I/AAAAAAAAATI/jaauY8YdEKQ/s1600-h/1500507.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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